Title: No Dominion
Rating: G
Pairing: Vriska♠Tavros
Summary: In the afterlife, Vriska has all the luck, Tavros takes chances, and everybody plays to win.

( After the third time Vriska's rocket pshhhhhhooes cough and startle, they die out completely, and you have no choice but to stop. )

Title: A Princess and Her Hair
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Feferi♥Sollux (Aradia♦Sollux, mentions of others)
Summary: Dating a princess with hair tentacles.
Notes: genre-mixing: body horror + fantasy of manners. for the Bonus Round 1a of the 2012 Homestuck Shipping Olympics. This is tentacle-fic again, isn't it.

( Picture, if you will, a violet palace stretching so far, its towers are entrenched into the very streets of the low city, and its arches gleam over the heads of the common people. )

Title: 10 GOOD REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD LEAVE YOUR KISMESIS’ QUADRANTS THE FUCK ALONE: A REBUTTAL
Rating: PG
Summary: DID YOU READ THAT TROLL COSMO ARTICLE? IT'S A CRIME AGAINST QUADRANTS ON SO MANY LEVELS, I'M SURPRISED THE DESPAIREPORTER'S PEN DIDN'T TURN IN THEIR HAND TO CULL THEM ON THE SPOT.

Notes: You don’t need to know anything about ( Read more... )

Title: Eight Tips To Drive Your Kismesis Up The Wall
Rating: PG
Summary: Troll Cosmo's latest article on how to spice up your kismessitude, on your computer today!
Notes: You don’t need to know anything about Homestuck to read and enjoy this, beyond the fact that troll society is extremely violent, and trolls have four romantic types of ( Read more... )

Title: no take 8acks
Characters: Terezi, Vriska (Terezi♠Vriska)
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: yes, assumes knowledge of canon to the end of Act 5 part 2.
Warnings: character death, graphic descriptions of violence, canon-typicality
Summary: You can only kill a god if the death is heroic, or just.
Notes: This isn’t one of the remix things, this is a bad ( Read more... )